Monday, July 25, 2011

Meanest Parents In the World ...

Beatrice Kate is unfortunate enough to have been born into a family with the two meanest parents in the world. At least, that's what she thinks as of recent.

Here's a list of things that Mean Mommy (that would be, oh yes... me) and Mean Daddy make her do:
  • Eat food
  • Eat food other than pretzel sticks and Cheddar Bunnies
  • Change her diaper
  • Put on a fresh diaper
  • Don't allow her to smear feces around with her feet while having a diaper change
  • Put clothes on her
  • Make her keep her clothing on (well, for the most part)
  • Make her keep her diapers on
  • Lay her down
  • Pick her up
  • Play with her
  • Don't play with her
  • Take small items of trash from her mouth that she found on the floor
  • Stop her from smacking the dogs in the face with a toy
  • Stop her from cornering the dogs in terror with her walker
  • Stop her from pulling clumps of dog hair out of Arnold's neck (poor guy)
  • Stop her from putting said clumps into her mouth (ick. ick... and ick)
  • Don't allow her to crawl off the bed
  • Don't allow her to climb on top of chairs
  • Don't allow her to climb over baby gates
  • Don't allow her to put her toys into light sockets
 You can see, the list is quite extensive. Now that she's become more mobile and more ahem, independent, things have gotten a little heated around here.

Of course, all it takes is a hug and kiss from this sweet girl and Mean Mommy and Mean Daddy's defenses are useless. Play with knives? Coming right up!


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